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an invaluable thought technology to have when you enter your thirties and then continue to age is being able to say "I'm glad those kids are having fun" once you start noticing trends that the young people are getting excited about that just completely fucking baffles you, because it will happen a lot, and eventually just become a constant state of being

Let me tell you the parable of the counting bone

There was a bone found in Africa at an ancient site. Carefully inscribed around it were deep scratches in measured groups

The man who found it declared “aha! This bone is the first evidence of mathematics!”

A few years later, after careful study another man declared “aha! This bone counts days to help understand the phases of the moon!”

And a few years later a woman studied the bone and said “aha! This bone counts days so a woman can track her cycle, to make it easier for her to get pregnant!”

And a few years after that another woman studied the bone and said “aha! This bone counts days so a woman can track her cycle, to make it easier for her to AVOID getting pregnant!”

This is the parable of the counting bone

do you support any porn games on patreon? if so, dm me i wanna know which ones, i'm doing research

the discworld night watch series can best be summed up as "in an anarcho capitalist cyberpunk future, can cops become working class?"

CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IN 2022 DECIDED TO GO "hey what if I made Pyst but instead of being about Myst it was about the witness, and it was actually funny"

AND SUCCEEDED WILDLY

LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD.

If you can, now is the time to ask yourself how you're going to get your friends out of red states.

I'm not saying this is a solution, i'm not saying to fuck red states, If you know me you should know how I feel about this, but quite frankly: things are about to become very, very unsafe for anyone living in a majority red state, and now is the time to try and get the most vulnerable people you know out.

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