Cues that we're likely shitposting/pooptooting/koaning/surrealisizing or otherwise employing satire here on our AD (After Dark) account:
* decapitalized posts, e e cummings style
* Missing trailing periods, especially at the end of a post
* Content that seems prima facie satirical
* Confounding comparisons with a conspicuous lack of context, e.g. "The Michael Bay of family vacation photos"
* "shitpost" or "pooptoot" in the content warning
- Jaycie
By the way, I do all my more earnest and relevant posting over at @[email protected], in case you want to see my more informative and communicative side.
an invaluable thought technology to have when you enter your thirties and then continue to age is being able to say "I'm glad those kids are having fun" once you start noticing trends that the young people are getting excited about that just completely fucking baffles you, because it will happen a lot, and eventually just become a constant state of being
lewd, gender transition
Wouldn't mind a silicone parent, either, after starting HRT and/or prototyping a few toy molds.
I've watched this like twenty times in the last week, I can't stop staring at the bouncing taidum noses, they are so soothing
Let me tell you the parable of the counting bone
There was a bone found in Africa at an ancient site. Carefully inscribed around it were deep scratches in measured groups
The man who found it declared “aha! This bone is the first evidence of mathematics!”
A few years later, after careful study another man declared “aha! This bone counts days to help understand the phases of the moon!”
And a few years later a woman studied the bone and said “aha! This bone counts days so a woman can track her cycle, to make it easier for her to get pregnant!”
And a few years after that another woman studied the bone and said “aha! This bone counts days so a woman can track her cycle, to make it easier for her to AVOID getting pregnant!”
This is the parable of the counting bone
gonna open early so for these, but im taking 2!
$100-- No shading/background colored piece
$150~200-- Shading/Minor Background elements colored piece.
may be SFW or NSFW, All payments are thru PayPal invoice
To claim the slot either DM me here, or via discord if you have me.
i need a little wiggle room, but ive got 2 ahead of these. However I got the big piece done that needed doing so I feel better about taking these 2 as well. Shares always appreciated <3
also no youre not seeing double, this is another opening in a very short span of time. Been tough balancing catchup and taking new work, so its kinda how its shaken out
If you can, now is the time to ask yourself how you're going to get your friends out of red states.
I'm not saying this is a solution, i'm not saying to fuck red states, If you know me you should know how I feel about this, but quite frankly: things are about to become very, very unsafe for anyone living in a majority red state, and now is the time to try and get the most vulnerable people you know out.
"cognitohazard", cryptocurrency, religion
Thinking about the mutual intersections that Roko's Basilisk and cryptocurrency have with religion.
Roko's Basilisk is the Web3 of Pascal's Wager: A thin veneer of fancy tech over a long-solved problem which should have remained a thought exercise instead of inflicting net negative value upon the world.
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