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Hi, I'm Sky, a very long leggied maned wolf. I love getting pet and breaking servers.

Apparently everyone at my work thought this brand new bottle brush temporarily on my desk was a mcfucking toilet brush

I have had enough flights with problems to last me the rest of the year

Coming into ORD our flight just stalled or dived for 5-7 seconds (assuming air pocket??) and then did a hard recovery and the pilot simply announces “alrighty then” on the intercom

it is now officially homestuck day on yiff life, brace yourselves

alcohol, cute, otter Show more

walk into Sotheby’s like “how much can I sell this custom hand painted oil on canvas art of a dragon... behind a car”

Sky boosted

misbehaving Xerox scanners/photocopiers (old news) Show more

Sky boosted

i hope i didnt insult him, he had fuckin good ass handwriting


here i am on yiff dot life in a coffee shop next to a guy who looks like he is writing out the declaration of independence

the new Mastodon version 2.8 fucked up our entire front page and removed a lot of critical content (and fucked the banner up) so i am going to work on fixing that today.

what the fuck is wrong with the world when a 65 year old man tells me i am being boring when i dont spend any of my time watching dumb fucking internet videos

Food $10
Data $0
Rent $0
Giant Otter Plushies $3,600
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i can’t say no to this face

We are now successfully running Mastodon v2.8.0!

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Yiff.Life is oriented towards those in the furry and LGBTQA+ communities.