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I am so delighted to have people believing in the name I made up for whatever comes after Z.

Horny thoughts of getting pulled into a gangbang by 4-5 dragons that look almost exactly alike. There are some subtle differences, and they've been known long enough to tell them apart, but with the whirlwind of sex they're subjecting one to it's almost impossible to tell who's doing what and when as one is constantly getting flipped and pushed around by the VERY horny creatures. Amazingly wild time though, holy fuck

Horny thoughts of going to a club in a hotel, and apparently catching the eye of a dragoness who's obviously looking to just have some fun away from the kids for the night. Bit of pudge, chest is ample but definitely not quite as firm as some of the younger girls, wears a fairly loose crop-top and miniskirt that keeps... some sense of modesty but definitely shows off her assets. Get bought a drink, and invited to the booth she's sitting at. https://docs.google.com/document/d/11VtC0wkoy87AJ31vLKn1SLzefeYUX0LnY2ks-Es2EpQ Rest here!

My gender journey mirrors my Motobecane's.

you ever think it's weird how we can give a sold height measurement for characters with digigrade legs? They could easily stretch or stoop them and change the reading.

Is it just where ever they're comfortable standing for height? would gainting weight make you 'shorter' from having a more low stance to stay stable?

Huh.

The robot paused in the middle of the safety questionnaire.
"Excuse me," it said, "this question is unclear."
"Oh? 'Are you worried about hurting people?'. Yes?"
"Does this definition of 'people' include cats and dogs?"
"Would you hurt them?"
"No!"
"Then it does. Also, you pass."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

i hate pinterest cuz they never have artist credit so i got no clue who drew this

Headline on Hacker News: "What does a healthy game developer/publisher relationship look like?"

My instant response: NOBODY KNOWS.

Perhaps I have heard too many horror stories from that industry; the actual article purports to be talking about just such a relationship.

*flutters their cute soft fuzzy deer tail* bleat bleat!

[a snout arises from the grasslands, tiny but tenacious, determined to spread its message to the people]

[the snout speaks!!]

squad goals

You're always allowed to forge on your identity and reshape it to make it fit, sometimes it requires adjusting some of the core parts of you, even something you used to be very proud of and that you thought was going to be the last and final answer to what makes you happy,

but that's okay. Your identity is a living structure and you are allowed to update everything. It doesn't invalidate who you are or who you used to be. Enjoy your creation as it lives and breathes and fits you perfectly.

Bucktober for the masc deer
Doevember for the femme deer
Deercember for all the enby deer

Ahhh december my favourite month:

We have slutty reindeer in bell harnesses,
kinky krampus goats,
subs with "don't open until christmas" chastity cages,
big bara dudes in santa outfits
people getting put on the "naughty" list ;3

Cursed eggnog that turns you into a reindeer when consumed. How much you consume determines how long you stay a reindeer, & boy do they make that flavor super addictive! Before you even realize it, the entire half gallon jug is empty! Oops~ Hope you enjoy being a horny needy reindeer for a few weeks! Oh, you didn't know? It's made with a really strong aphrodisiac! Really should read those labels carefully before chugging a whole container of super deliciously addicting eggnog~

What if, instead of -punk…

Fully Automated Luxury Queer Cybercommunism
Fully Automated Luxury Queer Solarcommunism
Fully Automated Luxury Queer Steamcommunism
…

I had to save this image even if I never use it because it's a whole damn mood I'm always in. Especially if I'm looking at birdsite.