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good: Characters who wear goggles
better: characters who push the goggles up to express WTF
best: characters who turn into Absolute Gremlins when the goggles go on

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Wing-it for twitter.com/ForestFenn

May the tit fairy come to everyone who has tits, big or small or even flat, that they want to get rid of.

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@dragon this reminds me of a joke about imperative programmers spending 8 hours a day at their computers typing away while functional programmers spend seven hours and 55 minutes just staring at their computers before typing two lines to do the same thing

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> prompt: coast doll

21 Navy Blue sits in a skiff about a mile off the Sonoma coast most days, keeping watch with an ancient pair of brass binoculars.

when the weather's rough, kind locals will go check if she needs a tow.

one asked what she's looking for.

she said she'll know it when she sees it. □

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horny, noodle dragons, prehensile penises 

Fuck I am just all kinds of fucked up about long noodle dragons and their ability to coil around someone and stuff their massive noodle dicks into someone like a big tentacle dick. Especially when said dick(s) wrap around limbs as it attempts to sink into someone.
Also having horny thoughts of said noodle dragons having 6+ limbs to grapple their prey with for a better hold as they coil around and pump full of cum.

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[Insert meme of the same 40-ish euros being passed on in circle by the same group of artist]

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Computer metaphors for explaining your cognitive disabilities to others (intro) 

Going to post an ongoing thread with various proposals. Feedback and ideas are welcome and encouraged.

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Nice, the #EU gave #Mozilla money to develop an offline, privacy friendly translation engine, and it's been released!

blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/lo

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I’m playing a queer indie dating sim rn called “Our Life: Beginnings & Always” and it’s honestly a sweet n fluffy utopian fantasy where you grow up with two supportive moms, choose your pronouns and hormones from youth, get to set the level of “initiative” your romantic interest shows (ie. does he always ask before physical contact or is he more spontaneous bc you’re comfortable with that), what your physique is like… it’s wild

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on friday I got surgery on my eyes. it's been a long time needed, and the past four nights have been hellish due to unrelated reasons forcing us to several overnights in a hotel (details by request only). but I'm finally going to get to sleep in my own bed for the first time since the surgery (the first night, I curled up on a beanbag chair because Yeah)

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