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its time! horny alt account is now at @nogender_blacknailpolish

will probably boost this a couple times so it's seen, but if you want more lewd stuff go there cause this is going to be a no horny zone from now on

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If you ever see a post of mine and think of a funny reply but then go "oh wait what if thats weird or sounds mean" stop. Do it. Please do not refrain from dunking on me.

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look if you make the mistake of interacting with my toots you're getting followed and you're just gonna have to deal with that

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what if sirens weren't like luring sailors in with magic or whatever but they just actually knew what really good music sounds like

D2 mini rant 3/3 

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D2 mini rant 2/3 

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D2 mini rant 1/3 

just realized that at some point over the past couple months I started clicking on the dumb little news ad things you get when you open a new tab in firefox and I'm just wondering what happened because I used to be like "I will never give these things a single ounce of my attention"

I've been infected with the first stages of boomervirus

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I've been infected with the first stages of boomervirus

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just realized that at some point over the past couple months I started clicking on the dumb little news ad things you get when you open a new tab in firefox and I'm just wondering what happened because I used to be like "I will never give these things a single ounce of my attention"

I should probably limit my D2 playing to mornings/afternoons because once peak hours hit the load times become unbearable

realizing that my habit of putting on breadtube videos as background noise or something to listen to while doing stuff may actually appear.. odd..

Hey everyone,

I just got laid off from my cushy programming job at Apple. Unfortunately I can’t withdraw any money from my 401k (which is worth $500,000 at the moment) so my family and I can’t afford to replace the Tesla charger in our driveway. Boosts appreciated.

COMMUNIST joe biden would MAKE IT ILLEGAL for other people to FUCK your WIFE. like this post if you support GETTING CUCKED as a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

lifehack your therapy appointments to go more than once a week by always scheduling your next appointment one day earlier

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You ever just explore your repressed and yearning transness by mentally writing your own subversion of the magical girl genre with several self insert characters? Just me?

You ever just explore your repressed and yearning transness by mentally writing your own subversion of the magical girl genre with several self insert characters? Just me?

every time I go shopping for fem clothes for myself and I go like "oh this might fit" I am shortly after reminded that women aren't allowed to have arms

this professional development webinar is using the four humours as a metaphor for.... uhhh.... something to do with compassion fatigue???

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