Nutto the Clown✅ @[email protected]

its time! horny alt account is now at @nogender_blacknailpolish

will probably boost this a couple times so it's seen, but if you want more lewd stuff go there cause this is going to be a no horny zone from now on

Nobody lives in fucking jersey

If you ever see a post of mine and think of a funny reply but then go "oh wait what if thats weird or sounds mean" stop. Do it. Please do not refrain from dunking on me.

look if you make the mistake of interacting with my toots you're getting followed and you're just gonna have to deal with that

Reminder

click here to hear about my new lambroghini
https://candygarnet.tumblr.com/post/644046404974723072/heritage-post-loveamongthesailors-legit-excited

hhhh gotta go out again and get tomatoes

Frootloop :)

maybe it's just my ADD brain making it harder for me but like, just a list of ingredients and steps is near meaningless to my brain and im checking everything every five seconds. The actual mechanics of cooking feel obscured to me. Why does cooking something a certain way work or not work. Why do you put some things in the pot before others.

ALSO hot take but i think the way recipes and cooking are typically talked about from a delivery-of-information standpoint is fucking awful

I guess the next best thing is to look up vegetarian recipes and add meat to them

Related minor cooking gripe. Recipes are separated into "vegetarian" and "everything else" most of the time. Everything else can mean "this dish is 90% meat" to "yeah there's vegetables in it too." I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't like having my meals be heavily meat based. So when looking at menus or recipes there's no easy way for me to discern how much of a focus on vegetables a dish has, which I usually wish there was more of.

When is God dropping new vegetables.

Me: buys $15 programming RTS game
Me: manages small achievement of printing "5" to the game console
Brain: D O P A M I N E

I actually remember now that I really really really really like games that let the player use real programming or the like to play the game. Something about a feeling of putting work in and having something that is truly unique to you out in the game world doing stuff.

Anyway point is I guess im learning javascript now lol

holy shit this isn't exactly what I was thinking but a programming strategy MMO is cool in it's own right
https://store.steampowered.com/app/464350/Screeps/

I've been thinking about it and I think I figured out that the genre of my vague idea of a "dream game" would be (massively) multiplayer online RTS sandbox, with the RTS element not being totally focused on "war" like it usually is.

I want corn chip

I want corn chip

*holds up my cat making him stand up and do a dumb little dance* " yeah number one Victory Royale, yeah fortnite we're about to get down (get down), ten kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town"

hhhhhhhhh I really want to find some people to get back into FFXIV with but I don't even remember what level or server my character was on lmao