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If you ever see a post of mine and think of a funny reply but then go "oh wait what if thats weird or sounds mean" stop. Do it. Please do not refrain from dunking on me.

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look if you make the mistake of interacting with my toots you're getting followed and you're just gonna have to deal with that

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*tapping my bottle of hormones like a microphone* hello? Are these things on? Is this working?

please bro i promise I'm not sapiosexual get back in the car i just wanna know what books you like

ALSO I'm really looking forward to having time to attend Popping Gamer this year

IDC if my job will be taking up more of my hours than school does rn I am just really looking forward to going to work and LEAVING it there when I leave aside from answering an email maybe

Like pardon my language but I am really sick of This School Shit

ooouuughh This is my last semester I just gotta pull it together a little long and then I'll never have to do this schoolwork shit again and I'll actually be able to WORK and acquire MONEY and not have to worry how much home time I should spend working

i can literally never predict how stimulants will hit me I just had coffee like a half hour ago and my body feels like it wants to pass out

I love how every discord friend group has like, a list of power words that will just like instill mass hysteria to everyone listening but are completely incomprehensible to anyone else

BOBBY: Dad! Dad! I finally picked out a fursona! It's-
HANK: Is it a real animal?
BOBBY: gh-
HANK: Come on, Bobby, we talked about this. Everyone thinks Dale's a jackass with his closed species.

HANK, squeezing his wife around the waist: I don't call 'er Peg for nothing

Almost a year since i made this and i can say that yes, they are, just very slowly

Me, whispering in an antivaxxer's ear, their thoughtless subsentient eyes widening in revelation: "Wakefield was experimenting on those kids for Big Pharma, they were afraid if Measles went extinct they couldn't sell expensive vaccines anymore"

Sign my petition to make god release new vegetables. It's 2019, it's time.


I still maintain that, functionality and feature-wise, Mastodon shouldn't settle for being just alt-twitter

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Yiff.Life is oriented towards those in the furry and LGBTQA+ communities.