Nutto the Clown✅ @[email protected]

If you ever see a post of mine and think of a funny reply but then go "oh wait what if thats weird or sounds mean" stop. Do it. Please do not refrain from dunking on me.

look if you make the mistake of interacting with my toots you're getting followed and you're just gonna have to deal with that

Reminder

*tapping my bottle of hormones like a microphone* hello? Are these things on? Is this working?

ALSO I'm really looking forward to having time to attend Popping Gamer this year

IDC if my job will be taking up more of my hours than school does rn I am just really looking forward to going to work and LEAVING it there when I leave aside from answering an email maybe

Like pardon my language but I am really sick of This School Shit

ooouuughh This is my last semester I just gotta pull it together a little long and then I'll never have to do this schoolwork shit again and I'll actually be able to WORK and acquire MONEY and not have to worry how much home time I should spend working

i can literally never predict how stimulants will hit me I just had coffee like a half hour ago and my body feels like it wants to pass out

class in 20 mins and im zzz

"Bill Clinton chamber"
"Mario foot"
"Awooga"

I love how every discord friend group has like, a list of power words that will just like instill mass hysteria to everyone listening but are completely incomprehensible to anyone else

Density... too...

Almost a year since i made this and i can say that yes, they are, just very slowly

God i have a good icon

Sign my change.org petition to make god release new vegetables. It's 2019, it's time.

I'm graduating this semester but like, I feel really gross about my selected major. I should have just switched 2 biology and minored in something like programming. The whole bioinformatics program here feels like a last-minute afterthought but by the time I realized I was already in too deep and spent too much time here anyway and it's hard not to feel like I'm going to be at a disadvantage in my career because of this.

I still maintain that, functionality and feature-wise, Mastodon shouldn't settle for being just alt-twitter