Horny, public use
Getting put into one of those public use things to pay off debts, but instead of collecting money up to a certain point you roll 3d6. One die denotes how many dicks you have to take to pay off that debt, and the other two are a set of 2 individual multipliers. So if you're lucky, you could roll a 1/1/2 and just take 2 dicks. Or you could roll a 5/6/6, and take 180 dicks :P Or you could be super unlucky and roll triples (any number,) at which point you get a reroll! With 3d20!