Pirate Qyeen @[email protected]

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend??

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord

@ari stop doing cursed things and cuddle me

Read the lil fiction @xandra wrote about us:
"The red fox crawled up to the purple yeen, who lovingly embraced her. Together they lay, conscious only of each other as the world continued to roll by."

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

This show is highly memeable

I tried beyond chicken tenders since there's a $15 off promo for them on DoorDash rn

I dunno that they're...significantly better or different than like, morning star, quorn, or gardein

Which is fine those are delicious...but they're also cheaper

Me, applying for an apartment: This is my HR person's email address so you can confirm employment

Them: Nope :) *sends to entire office email that they shouldn't even have*

Everyone at work: Deme this looks like a scam did you give our internal email to scammers?

Me: No 😭

That feel when you spend an enormous amount of time prepping a presentation you're excited to give only to lose your voice the day of .-.

Guess my coworkers will have to wait another week or so to see all of these queer puns on books they never heard of SMH u_u

Nobody has ever been nice* to me in my life

*Brought me a giant, soft pretzel

Millennial gentiles reading this like

Omg I never realized she was Jewish

I like this movie so far but their chemistry isn't quite what I was hoping for...

And I can't tell if that's leading to something or they just don't have amazing chemistry?

Sometimes

Being a gently aged Jewish queer feels like just waiting for the right time to sneak Bette Midler or Babs into a conversation

I may be feeling sick and that's terrible

But...at least it gives me a good excuse to watch Robert Redford and Jane Fonda be cute together 👀

I'm having a great time tho. Promise

😭

What nobody understands is Streets of Rage Shiva the fourth is really hot actually

I'm making it happen

The dream 😤

I wanna go to the store, but my head hurts and I don't wanna make it worse bc I have plans this afternoon

... But the thing I want to get at the store is my migraine med

Dilemma 🤔

Is he...you know?

In the new She-Ra the princesses form a global council and at least Bright Moon makes major decisions via council as well so it's like

This isn't an ideal system but it sure is better than Hordak or Horde Prime

Okay so I'm just gonna put it out there

Skeletor has a cooler design
And a badass baphomet staff
And cooler powers overall

He-Man is protecting a monarchy
Skeletor leads a different kingdom

...why are we supposed to root for one over the other?

Was...the transformation sequence always so blatantly magical girl & flirty?

Like it zooms in on his butt but his body is an outline filled with dancing light and then a loin cloth appears

I don't really understand why...if He-Man is also Prince of the kingdom he protects, he needs to keep his identity secret...?