The Return of Gnollsferatu @[email protected]

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend??

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord

@ImpishGnoll
Is for tooting my lewds and is where you should go if you wanna lewd flirt / RP / share lewds w/me. All mufos 18+ are welcome

@deme
Is my partners/close friends/meta account. If we've DMed more than incidentally, interact regularly w/each other's toots, or just vibe really well I'll probs accept adds from mufos over there, tho mostly it grows via invite :3

@YeenQueen
Secret super cool alt for ??? OwO

Read the lil fiction @xandra wrote about us:
"The red fox crawled up to the purple yeen, who lovingly embraced her. Together they lay, conscious only of each other as the world continued to roll by."

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

There's a fucking gender fluid / trans shape shifter honeypot character 👀

Like I have not great feelings about that usage but also I like that they exist?

Also our main girl is wearing rainbow stripes and a denim jacket so you know

Okay one fucking more bc omfg

I'm good now

V straight

I dunno, in the first episode there's straight baiting, a rubber dude using those powers in a threesome with two other dudes, two superheroes in a locker room in their undies either pre or post coitus, and multiple men get naked but none of the women

In this episode we have...this

It could be GAYER, it could have gayness that isn't cis men centered, but it's PRETTY GAY

Also there was a justice league episode with a similar premise 👀

It sounds VAGUELY like the premise of the Wicked + the Divine in terms of genre subversion, which is of course...extraordinarily gay

Like does it live up to a title so gay???

Do I wanna watch The Boys? 👀

The ending isn't quite as frustrating as Phantom Menace, at least

Also just, lol at them getting married in secret at the end

Like... Your apprentice just lost his hand and has been flirting with this woman all movie, and almost dropped his mission to rescue her

Maybe you don't expect them to marry but... Why leave them alone

Anakin's rattail thing definitely changed shapes a couple times

Dooku a minute ago: Where did this clone army come from?

Dooku now: Just as planned >:3

It's just so full of unnecessary full body spins that I can't really stand it as "expert swordsmanship" x_x

Oh fuck the Yoda fight

This annoyed me last time, so much

Omfg Obi Wan throwing him a lightsaber and Anakin immediately losing it