Yeen Wife, Bean Life @[email protected]

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend??

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord

@ImpishGnoll
Is for tooting my lewds and is where you should go if you wanna lewd flirt / RP / share lewds w/me. All mufos 18+ are welcome

@deme
Is my partners/close friends/meta account. If we've DMed more than incidentally, interact regularly w/each other's toots, or just vibe really well I'll probs accept adds from mufos over there, tho mostly it grows via invite :3

@YeenQueen
Secret super cool alt for ??? OwO

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

Oh, I'm wrong

The devil is the most famous hyena

Willy Wonka is the most famous hyena furry

Today I made a pun that made my whole polycule chat go from actively talking to quiet

My sad destiny is to one day make a pun so good they all break up with me at once 😔

@DellaDragoness make Ari take us to Rita's :c

I just realized my friend's ex is basically Sabul from the Dispossessed and I do not know if I should tell them or keep this information inside

Abandon all hope
Ye who enter here
#SocialistTeeth

by @[email protected]