Season-Gnoll Bully @[email protected]

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend??

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord

I have two alts rn and will update if I get more that I wanna share publicly :3

@impishgnoll
Is for tooting my lewds and is where you should go if you wanna lewd flirt / RP / share lewds w/me. All mufos (& some non-muofs) 18+ are welcome

@deme
Is my partners/close friends/meta account. If we've DMed more than incidentally, interact regularly w/each other's toots, or just vibe really well I'll probs accept adds from mufos over there, tho mostly it grows via invite :3

Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

Do you ever just suddenly and forcibly get an entire Tom Rubnitz video stuck in your head

Haha yes it's super fun when I wake up planning a rest day

You message me asking to hang out & I say yes bc we haven't seen each other in two weeks and you're hard to schedule with

I have a MILD anxiety attack an hour before you get here and I remember you're coming

And then you leave an all my energy and ability to do anything leaves my body instantly as soon as you're out of earshot

What's the polite way of telling someone like

Yes I normally make it work when you give me like, 5 hours of notice

if by work we mean "collapse into an unmoving heap after you leave because I'm much more disabled than I look but I value our time together"

My friend: Wanna hang out in like, 30 minutes?
Me: That's so soon what o_o
Her: We can hang at your place it'll be fine!
Me: *pushing down a panic attack* ...no? Is that the word? for this? feeling???

LDRs are a fix for "wildly different sleep cycles" in relationships

I always forget it's 3 hours ahead where Ari lives bc we generally wake up around the same time and go to sleep around the same time when we're in our respective time zones 👀 💦

Alterous attraction is a fuck

but somehow also really nice?

My property management company is raising my rent, $25, and while I appreciate more than 3 months heads up...

Why are you increasing rent on units when you can't fill them at the current price point? owó

That feeling where you've just taken your E and have this surge of energy

And then are like...okay time to sit down and do my computer based job

Feels like such a waste every week