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Intro; Selfies; EC 

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Gushy Microfiction 1 

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Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

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Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

@PsyChuan @yeenbean @RobinHood I'm in, will donate at least $10 for topless harpoon pictures.

... $20 if it's video and involves a sea shanty.

Grindr; alc; dangerous behavior 

I can't be held responsible for "the consequences of my actions" bc I don't even know what I'm doing???

Feels, lewd adjacent 

gf took a bad picture of the cat. it's the best cat picture ever taken

@yeenbean valid to be horny for people who can school you at your hobbies

He seems to be enamored by the fact I went relentlessly against him lol

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He kept sending really angry messages it was super cute

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This guy on grindr has been relentlessly messaging me about Smash -- how he wants to play w/me and how I better actually play and not just be using it as an in to hook-up

So we finally played this morning and I beat him in 9 matches -- 3 stocked him on more than half of them 😅

Like I would probably make out with him if we didn't work together but bc we do having any kinda thoughts like that makes me uncomfortable

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I had a dream that I was going out with one of my coworkers which I think is a sign I should never fall asleep again

Reposting old selfies, eye contact, :boosts_ok_gay::flirts_ok: 

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