TermiGnoll Hazard @[email protected]

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend??

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord

I have two alts rn and will update if I get more that I wanna share publicly :3

@impishgnoll
Is for tooting my lewds and is where you should go if you wanna lewd flirt / RP / share lewds w/me. All mufos (& some non-muofs) 18+ are welcome

@deme
Is my partners/close friends/meta account. If we've DMed more than incidentally, interact regularly w/each other's toots, or just vibe really well I'll probs accept adds from mufos over there, tho mostly it grows via invite :3

Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

I've been to probably 10 or so diff rando islands and have yet to find flowers that aren't pansies, windflowers, hyacinths, or tulips

Anyone able to help me get:
- Roses
- Lilies
- Cosmoes
- Mums? 👀

Homomissic I have to make my own tea to bring into the bath

Goals

The stories are consistently compelling

But I think what I like most is just...autistic girl with PTSD deep dives into learning about allistics and emotional expression; chooses not to mask

Folks generally treat her as such, but everyone close to her kinda falls into platonic love with her as is

In a way that both feels like wish fulfillment but allows me to suspend my disbelief // avoid just being neurodivergency porn

Fuck

That song at the end of the special llkjasdlkfj

I just farted myself awake 🥺

TBC I think short hair looks lovely (and looks great on me)

I'm just upset bc I haven't cut my hair at all in like, 5 years & I know *exactly* how long that bit took me to grow

And I'm hitting an age where I can't assume it'll come back, even tho my goal is for it to be...a certain length uwu

So, I decided to trim some of the frayed ends off my hair and even it a bit

And it looks *good* this way, it's clear why I should be having that done regularly

But it also means those extra long bits and such are gone, and the inch or so I cut in curls was enough weight it sproinged up into neater lines (part of why it looks good now)

And it's just

So short looking now 😭💔

kljaskldjfkldsjf episode 7 is all kinds of unfair omg