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Intro; Selfies; EC 

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend?? :cat_slime:

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord :yeen:

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BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

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Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

People often are taken aback by how many people I'm dating but like

One per outfit, two so I have choices you know?

I dunno monsterfucking becoming a meme is frustrating bc it's like

You say this shit but if bring out the tentacle toys and slime I'll be the asshole SMH

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Thinking about that time I went to see Shape of Water w/an ex who was expecting a Guillermo del Toro dark fantasy experience a la Pan's Labyrinth

We got to the end understanding we wanted diff things from the movie, but not quite sure what the other wanted and I remember her being mad that the monster was a "Jesus" figure while I was like

They subverted a kill your gays ending :begyeen:

Anyway, like a year later she jumped on monster fucker memes about the movie and I was like

>_> ur lying

Asking for help 

Hey lovelies,

So I'm in a bit of a pickle: my electric bill is due this coming week, and I'm totally bingo on cash.

If you could kick me a few bucks so I can try to get this paid off, it'd help so much.

paypal.me/c4rtwright
cash.me/$somarasu
venmo.com/somarasu

:teal_sparkling_heart:

begpost, boost please 

im on unpaid medical leave, coping with ptsd from trauma i sustained on the job and continued abuse and exploitation from my employer

trying to keep a roof over my polycule's heads without taking on a ton of debt while i move onto the next chapter of my life as best i can. any amount is appreciated - it'll be going towards rent, food, debt, and moving a partner out of a bad situation out of state

paypal.me/cutienojutsu

with love and thanks,
-eri, alice, lily, and jm

I dunno monsterfucking becoming a meme is frustrating bc it's like

You say this shit but if bring out the tentacle toys and slime I'll be the asshole SMH

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Thinking about that time I went to see Shape of Water w/an ex who was expecting a Guillermo del Toro dark fantasy experience a la Pan's Labyrinth

We got to the end understanding we wanted diff things from the movie, but not quite sure what the other wanted and I remember her being mad that the monster was a "Jesus" figure while I was like

They subverted a kill your gays ending :begyeen:

Anyway, like a year later she jumped on monster fucker memes about the movie and I was like

>_> ur lying

Love to kill a group chat's vibe by bringing up things that happened to me and are topic relevant lmao

Pers 

I am fucking tired but at least I have green chair

@ari was making fun of me for not having any straight friends today :begyeen:

The stock market is just a MUD with a badly calibrated reward/loss system

@yeenbean companies that suck years off of my life deserve to pay me for what they I managed to keep them from stealing

Why should severance have an end date?

When you hire an employee you're making a lifelong commitment, there's no getting out of that

Med Stuff 

As extremely mad that I am over my doctor kind of just giving up on getting my sufficient rizatriptans for my migraines and telling me to swap to over the counter treatment

I also recognize it's been working just about as well :yeenlook_left: 💦

Work silly 

Me, telling my boss I'll be in late an hour or so before my shift: Well while I'm at my computer I might as well read/respond to slack messages...

~15m pass~

Oh, I forgot to actually say I'm coming in late...now that I've effectively signed in early and made up most of that time anyway <.<;;

I have been tasked with making sure you all know that @cabbit is a huge nerd dweeb

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