Gnollsferatu @[email protected]

Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend??

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord

@ari stop doing cursed things and cuddle me

Read the lil fiction @xandra wrote about us:
"The red fox crawled up to the purple yeen, who lovingly embraced her. Together they lay, conscious only of each other as the world continued to roll by."

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

Me?

This morning is a guy from grindr trying to get sympathy from me bc he was driving under the influence and got a DUI and it's like

🙃 I do not know how to respond to you, it sounds like you did exactly that and that's fucking awful

I can't be held responsible for "the consequences of my actions" bc I don't even know what I'm doing???

That thing where you can't tell if you have feelings* for someone or just have a lot of affection and closeness to folks who touch you right and want to continuously bc you're going through a horny period

*Obviously these are feelings and it's valid to include them in having feelings for someone but this language just felt the most accessible rn

He seems to be enamored by the fact I went relentlessly against him lol

He kept sending really angry messages it was super cute

This guy on grindr has been relentlessly messaging me about Smash -- how he wants to play w/me and how I better actually play and not just be using it as an in to hook-up

So we finally played this morning and I beat him in 9 matches -- 3 stocked him on more than half of them 😅

Why do you all like my horny posts 👿

Like I would probably make out with him if we didn't work together but bc we do having any kinda thoughts like that makes me uncomfortable

Is this anything

I had a dream that I was going out with one of my coworkers which I think is a sign I should never fall asleep again