Gnollsferatu @[email protected]
32 yo vixenby transbian yeen kin in PDX
Gray Ace, Polyam, Disabled, white Jew
Likes: SSF, vegan baking, cute queers, etc
Header & PFP by @[email protected]
Joined Jun 2019
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Intro; Selfies; EC
Hi! I am no longer newb but still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend?? 
Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!
My follow-requests are open and I will generally chat w/most folks who wanna -- just ask for my TG/Discord 
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@ari stop doing cursed things and cuddle me
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BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes
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Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face
Wife me up, Scotty
People often are taken aback by how many people I'm dating but like
One per outfit, two so I have choices you know?
Gnollsferatu
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I dunno monsterfucking becoming a meme is frustrating bc it's like
You say this shit but if bring out the tentacle toys and slime I'll be the asshole SMH
Gnollsferatu
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Thinking about that time I went to see Shape of Water w/an ex who was expecting a Guillermo del Toro dark fantasy experience a la Pan's Labyrinth
We got to the end understanding we wanted diff things from the movie, but not quite sure what the other wanted and I remember her being mad that the monster was a "Jesus" figure while I was like
They subverted a kill your gays ending 
Anyway, like a year later she jumped on monster fucker memes about the movie and I was like
>_> ur lying
Gnollsferatu
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Asking for help
Hey lovelies,
So I'm in a bit of a pickle: my electric bill is due this coming week, and I'm totally bingo on cash.
If you could kick me a few bucks so I can try to get this paid off, it'd help so much.
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
Gnollsferatu
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begpost, boost please
im on unpaid medical leave, coping with ptsd from trauma i sustained on the job and continued abuse and exploitation from my employer
trying to keep a roof over my polycule's heads without taking on a ton of debt while i move onto the next chapter of my life as best i can. any amount is appreciated - it'll be going towards rent, food, debt, and moving a partner out of a bad situation out of state
paypal.me/cutienojutsu
with love and thanks,
-eri, alice, lily, and jm
I dunno monsterfucking becoming a meme is frustrating bc it's like
You say this shit but if bring out the tentacle toys and slime I'll be the asshole SMH
Thinking about that time I went to see Shape of Water w/an ex who was expecting a Guillermo del Toro dark fantasy experience a la Pan's Labyrinth
We got to the end understanding we wanted diff things from the movie, but not quite sure what the other wanted and I remember her being mad that the monster was a "Jesus" figure while I was like
They subverted a kill your gays ending
Anyway, like a year later she jumped on monster fucker memes about the movie and I was like
>_> ur lying
Love to kill a group chat's vibe by bringing up things that happened to me and are topic relevant lmao
Pers
I am fucking tired but at least I have green chair
@ari was making fun of me for not having any straight friends today
The stock market is just a MUD with a badly calibrated reward/loss system
Gnollsferatu
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@yeenbean companies that suck years off of my life deserve to pay me for what they I managed to keep them from stealing
Why should severance have an end date?
When you hire an employee you're making a lifelong commitment, there's no getting out of that
Med Stuff
As extremely mad that I am over my doctor kind of just giving up on getting my sufficient rizatriptans for my migraines and telling me to swap to over the counter treatment
I also recognize it's been working just about as well 
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Work silly
Me, telling my boss I'll be in late an hour or so before my shift: Well while I'm at my computer I might as well read/respond to slack messages...
~15m pass~
Oh, I forgot to actually say I'm coming in late...now that I've effectively signed in early and made up most of that time anyway <.<;;
I demand cheese tea now
I have been tasked with making sure you all know that @cabbit is a huge nerd dweeb
32 yo vixenby transbian yeen kin in PDX
Gray Ace, Polyam, Disabled, white Jew
Likes: SSF, vegan baking, cute queers, etc
Header & PFP by @[email protected]
Joined Jun 2019
