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Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

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Intro; Selfies; EC 

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Deme Alts 

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Hello my name is Deme and I want everyone on Masto to see how cute my polycule is and make >3< face

I am very much not a girl but that won't stop me from being your mom anyway

Is anyone around and wanna play smash bros with me? UwU

@yeenbean pamper my grandma so they can spoil their favourite grandkid

Gentle reminder that I'm everybody's special someone and you should all start pampering me now ty

things that i have called my cat that aren't her name:
- baby
- smelly girl
- baby girl
- fluffy piss piss
- princess
- queen

unbelievably toxic horrible cursed paragraph. you cannot unread it turn back turn back run far away from this post please 

here’s the fucked up part. you are going to live through a startup being named glomp. glomp is gonna have a fucking ipo. their nasdaq will be like OWO or some shit

crime, grindr 

pokemon, gender 

This is, and I cannot stress this enough, my favorite part of the social media experience

“Wow, that’s a remarkably poignant take on the colonialist origins of the bicameral mind theory,”

*squints at user name*

“Dildo Gaggins”

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