Q: How tall are you?
A: About 105 M/344 ft
Q: What do you eat?
A: Colossal Squid and radiation
Q: Any cool abilities?
A: Gas sacks in my chest cavity help me fly with my wings, and I got that atomic breath thing.
Q: How the hell do you have clothes that fit?
A: Colossal Critters Co-Op provides a lot of cool stuff. Check them out sometime!
Kaiju FAQ, backstory stuff
Q: Are your parents really godzilla and mothra?
A: They call themselves "Dadzilla" and "Momthra" as a joke, but Dad is actually Bessie, the Lake Erie Monster, and mom is a member of a species of spacebugs who live off of cosmic radiation.
Q: So you're a lake monster?
A: Sort of!
Q: Do you know Nessie?
A: Not all Kaiju know each other...but yes, she's my aunt.
what kind of radiation? could we just feed you the nuclear arsenal of the world to have a well-fed xandra and no more nuclear arsenal? :D
@dhivael You know that scene in KOTM where Godzilla explodes?
Imagine that with the world's entire nuclear arsenal.
I'm happy to help contribute to disarmament bit I would not be able to eat that much radiation by myself.
in fact no, we've never seen any godzilla movies whatsoever
but the idea of having a huge xandra towering over a beach, thinking, "let's have a little boy for desert" is still hilarious :>
@dhivael I highly recommend watching King of the Monsters some time, little to no knowledge of previous films are needed and the action is super awesome.
You may also appreciate Ghidorah for having multiple heads, each with more personality than all of the human characters combined. Closest thing to real plural presentation I've seen in recent years. Seriously, the heads bicker at each other nonverbally, its kind of cute.
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