Can't tell if I'm being flirted with rn or not...

There's two cute little birds at my window right now and Ranger is *enthralled*

Might treat myself to Clip Studio Paint during the summer sale...

I wonder if making the phone call I want to make before making the phone call I don't want to make will trick my brain into Phone Call mode so I can successfully complete both tasks πŸ€”

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Me: I wanna get a tattoo
My Brain: Hellz Yeah
Me: We'd need to make an appointment.
My Brain: Let's call them right now
Me: oh! if you're up for phone calls, we should def call my doctor too
My Brain: actually, fuck you. Now you don't get a tattoo.

food, cursed 

β€œI’ve told the kids in the ghettos that violence won’t solve their problems, but then they ask me, and rightly so; β€œWhy does the government use massive doses of violence to bring about the change it wants in the world?” After this I knew that I could no longer speak against the violence in the ghettos without also speaking against the violence of my government” - Martin Luther King Jr.

I actually might do this when I'm in a more semi-permanent living situation...

I'd love to have a terrarium (or an aquarium!) that covers the entire length of a wall so I can keep some larger reptiles (or a ton of fish lol).

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How sexy would it be if I had a home office with a single desk in the middle and walls just filled floor to ceiling with large terrariums and aquariums filled with exotic animals?

Go out there today and get one penny.

Tomorrow, go out and get 2 pennies.

The next day, get 4.

Then get 8.

By the end of the month, you're a multimillionaire.

You're welcome.

Just referred to myself as a "Fuckable Twink", so that's how my night's going

@BaraDaddy y'know... It is what it is πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Just referred to myself as a "Fuckable Twink", so that's how my night's going

unlike you brain Havers i am not burdened by Thoughts

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