i make a lot of jokes demanding money and one day someone's going to comply and i'm going to have no idea what to do

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this was a significantly less risky bit when i didn't have my ko-fi linked in my bio

(wink wonk)

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I wonder how many boosts this will get while I'm asleep πŸ€”

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Anyway, I'm going to bed now.

Night, cuties 😘 dream sweet dreams of me

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@serioussalad you think your crushes that have avoided commenting on your stuff are gonna be brave enough to boost this?

@yeenbean it's actually just a trap so I can call out the people who fave it but don't boost. XD

@yeenbean just decide if it's true or not then stand by it (that's what i do)

@serioussalad I did however read the convo you had with Deme before boosting so regardless of the veracity of my feelings indicated by my action, I do know the context of the toot

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@serioussalad I highly doubt Boston area is within your dating range, so no :(

@localwerewolf it's only 2,600 miles, nbd 😀

see you in....853 hours, cutie 😘

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@serioussalad my brain decided that this means you're in Idaho but I have no idea if that's true I haven't even checked distances

@serioussalad I think maybe my knowledge of you mentioning the weather plus the approximate distance? And the earthquake you mentioned? I definitely was looking at earthquakes recently because there was one in Massachusetts

This wasn't like a conscious thing I just absorbed enough background information that finally there was enough to be marked as actual info?

@localwerewolf lmfaooo i mean i've also mentioned it here a couple of times

@serioussalad I totally have zero recollection of that but I'm also a professional dumbass lol

@yeenbean @serioussalad help my subs have called all their zords and combined to form a megazord against me

@yeenbean @serioussalad help my subs have formed a backstreet boys tribute band and are leaving me to go on tour

@serioussalad it's not really a sugar daddy move to begin with if they gave you the money in the first place lmao

@yeenbean yes it is - turn the tables

give they back the money they give you. tell them to buy themselves something nice

@serioussalad I don't have one, I don't produce anything but chaos 😘

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