boost if i'm ur crush uwu
wait people are actually boosting this omg stop
send money to my ko-fi if i'm ur crush
i make a lot of jokes demanding money and one day someone's going to comply and i'm going to have no idea what to do
this was a significantly less risky bit when i didn't have my ko-fi linked in my bio
I wonder how many boosts this will get while I'm asleep 🤔
Anyway, I'm going to bed now.
Night, cuties 😘 dream sweet dreams of me
With every boost, i get more powerful
@serioussalad you think your crushes that have avoided commenting on your stuff are gonna be brave enough to boost this?
@yeenbean it's actually just a trap so I can call out the people who fave it but don't boost. XD
@serioussalad you've gotten boost
@yeenbean i'm shook, tbh, i was not prepared
@serioussalad you gotta follow through or I'mma make fun of you
@yeenbean i never agreed to this
@serioussalad I don't feel like checking if that's true or not
@yeenbean just decide if it's true or not then stand by it (that's what i do)
@serioussalad No! UwU
@serioussalad I did however read the convo you had with Deme before boosting so regardless of the veracity of my feelings indicated by my action, I do know the context of the toot
@localwerewolf are you expecting a date now, nerd? 😜
@localwerewolf OR WAIT is this just a long winded "haha, jokes"
@serioussalad now THAT is something I'm not gonna tell you~ Gotta figure that one out yourself~
@localwerewolf wow r00d
@serioussalad either you're clever enough to figure it out (hot), or you're too lazy (not hot), or you're too much of a himbo (very hot!) No matter what, it helps me determine if it's gonna work out >;3
@localwerewolf jokes on you i'm all three of those things
@serioussalad amazing! My clothes have spontaneously disappeared and suddenly I'm both a trophy spouse cooking dinner for you and a breadwinner that needs to uto adjust my time in the morning (and pull me by it at night?)!
You've uncovered my secret attraction model!
@localwerewolf ok this is hot tho, so...
when do you move in? 😘
@serioussalad sometime between when I get my PhD and when I drop out of grad school 😘
@serioussalad I highly doubt Boston area is within your dating range, so no :(
@localwerewolf it's only 2,600 miles, nbd 😤
see you in....853 hours, cutie 😘
@serioussalad I hate how that's making me blush you are OBVIOUSLY joking jeez brain CALM DOWN
@localwerewolf who says i'm joking? I AM very clever but I'm also VERY lazy so I choose to be a himbo instead
@serioussalad my brain decided that this means you're in Idaho but I have no idea if that's true I haven't even checked distances
@localwerewolf how tf would you know that O.o
@serioussalad WAIT FUCK IS THAT CORRECT???
@localwerewolf yeah lol I live in Boise.
@serioussalad I think maybe my knowledge of you mentioning the weather plus the approximate distance? And the earthquake you mentioned? I definitely was looking at earthquakes recently because there was one in Massachusetts
This wasn't like a conscious thing I just absorbed enough background information that finally there was enough to be marked as actual info?
@localwerewolf lmfaooo i mean i've also mentioned it here a couple of times
@serioussalad I totally have zero recollection of that but I'm also a professional dumbass lol
@serioussalad spend it
@yeenbean i'd feel so guilty ;-;
@serioussalad spend it
@yeenbean a whole $3... now that's a real sugar daddy move
@serioussalad it's not really a sugar daddy move to begin with if they gave you the money in the first place lmao
@yeenbean yes it is - turn the tables
give they back the money they give you. tell them to buy themselves something nice
@serioussalad suffer 💜
@localwerewolf gimme ur ko-fi so I can say "no u <3"
@serioussalad I don't have one, I don't produce anything but chaos 😘
@axakatl i was wondering when you were going to come online lol
@serioussalad im always online i just dont pay attention
@axakatl oh geez that's me
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