Axiom the Doge 👑 @[email protected]

Hey, friends

This weekend Ranger, my puppy, ate a face mask that got stuck in his stomach and required urgent surgical removal.

It cost $4,135.41 to save his life.

He is now home and recovering.

I'm picking up extra hours at work to help pay for it, but I know a few people here expressed interest in sharing the load.

If you're willing and able to throw a dog a bone, I can be found on CashApp, Venmo, and Ko-Fi as serioussalad.

"I can be your angel or your devil" but its "I can be your badass or your dumbass"

PSA: Don't DM me. Just don't do it.

Casual reminder that just because someone is on an 18+ server doesn't mean you can lewd at them with no introduction.

Consent is still a thing.

I have not received attention in 800 years

Flirt @ me

This work schedule is killing me 😫 Getting up at 3:00am to be at work by 4:30am is not gucci

Ope, 7:30pm on a Sunday. You know what that means 😏

(I'm up past my bedtime 🙊)

This is literally what cats in heat do lmfao

Standing outside and shouting "somebody come fuck this" until somebody comes and fucks this

I have a need only a tiny armoire can fill 😔

why did gentleman's chests ever go out of style? 😔

Cameron Britton, the guy who plays Edmund Kemper in Mindhunter and was like... waaay too fucking good at it, is playing the romantic lead in this season and it is /really/ throwing me off

tfw you suddenly remember that thing at work you were supposed to do that you didn't do 😬

so who else wants to get fucking wasted tonight? 🤔