Axiom | Pumpkin Spice Doge 🍂 @[email protected]

Hey, friends

This weekend Ranger, my puppy, ate a face mask that got stuck in his stomach and required urgent surgical removal.

It cost $4,135.41 to save his life.

He is now home and recovering.

I'm picking up extra hours at work to help pay for it, but I know a few people here expressed interest in sharing the load.

If you're willing and able to throw a dog a bone, I can be found on CashApp, Venmo, and Ko-Fi as serioussalad.

"I can be your angel or your devil" but its "I can be your badass or your dumbass"

PSA: Don't DM me. Just don't do it.

Casual reminder that just because someone is on an 18+ server doesn't mean you can lewd at them with no introduction.

Consent is still a thing.

Behold the Waluigi

My boyfriend asked if I could make a jack-o-lantern stencil of a classic face for him since he's "not artsy" (valid)

I said "what if I made Waluigi"

...

He has a Waluigi jack-o-lantern now uwu

We spent a while looking for the perfect pumpkins, then on our way out I found a matching one in tiny size, so of course I needed to swipe it for my dog XD

we're matching now

The boyf and I had a cute date at the orchard & pumpkin patch today UwU

Pawb

Apparently the guys thought it was fucking hilarious that I went a little off the rails last night, cuz they keep saying shit like

"How about those BLTs, huh?"

And

"Axi loves those BRBs"

And

"Should I get one of those NDAs?"

One of my coworkers starting talking about NFTs last night during our group break

He was going off on how if you buy this one NFT you can "exchange" it for this ~special~ action figure or smthng

Cue me, 5 minutes later, screaming at the top of my lungs while standing next to the dumpsters at 9:30pm on a Friday: "you own nothing! Nothing! You don't own anything!"

The outburst I had in the parking lot is not reflective of who I am

The most infuriating part is that I got it for like $7 at Walmart

It's not worth anything! Why would you take it?

Came home from a long day at work to find my "Wipe Your Paws" doormat had been stolen?

I share a porch with my neighbors and they still have theirs

And I checked the lawn and area out front but didn't see it, so I doubt it got moved/blown away?

I am so baffled and upset

What should I carve on my pumpkin this year? 🤔

I had a physical therapy exam today where they were taking my heart rate after minor physical tasks & again after a short rest period

My starting "baseline" heart rate was so high that I had to convince the doc that I was physically fit enough to do the test

My "active" heart rate after the most rigorous test was only marginally higher 😅

It's been a little chilly lately and that's made Ranger want to sleep in the bed with me

Usually he likes to sleep on the floor by the back door or on the couch

Now I get cuddled every night 🥺

The witching hour is my favorite time because that's when puppies get sleepy and want snuggles

The Boyf bought a bunch of carrots that were extra leafy, so I saved the tops and added those in too.

I wish I had more veggies to add, but I don't usually keep fresh produce on hand because... I hardly ever use it 😅

Regardless, it should be a pretty tasty stock.

Gonna make a bean soup with it this weekend...

Usually my work gets pre-cut chicken wings, but this week we got whole ones which had to cut them ourselves after they had been smoked and toss out the wing tips (which we can't use)

Vegetarian coworker was like "no way in hell am I wasting this much meat. Axi, you're taking the tips home and making a stock"

So now I'm making a smoked chicken stock 🙈

Obviously, spiced cider will be had