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My Puppy Needed Emergency Surgery, Asking for Financial Aid 

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"I can be your angel or your devil" but its "I can be your badass or your dumbass"

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Casual reminder that just because someone is on an 18+ server doesn't mean you can lewd at them with no introduction.

Consent is still a thing.

My boyfriend asked if I could make a jack-o-lantern stencil of a classic face for him since he's "not artsy" (valid)

I said "what if I made Waluigi"

...

He has a Waluigi jack-o-lantern now uwu

We spent a while looking for the perfect pumpkins, then on our way out I found a matching one in tiny size, so of course I needed to swipe it for my dog XD

we're matching now

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The boyf and I had a cute date at the orchard & pumpkin patch today UwU

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Apparently the guys thought it was fucking hilarious that I went a little off the rails last night, cuz they keep saying shit like

"How about those BLTs, huh?"

And

"Axi loves those BRBs"

And

"Should I get one of those NDAs?"

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starting a true crime podcast about wage thievery

One of my coworkers starting talking about NFTs last night during our group break

He was going off on how if you buy this one NFT you can "exchange" it for this ~special~ action figure or smthng

Cue me, 5 minutes later, screaming at the top of my lungs while standing next to the dumpsters at 9:30pm on a Friday: "you own nothing! Nothing! You don't own anything!"

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The outburst I had in the parking lot is not reflective of who I am

The most infuriating part is that I got it for like $7 at Walmart

It's not worth anything! Why would you take it?

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Came home from a long day at work to find my "Wipe Your Paws" doormat had been stolen?

I share a porch with my neighbors and they still have theirs

And I checked the lawn and area out front but didn't see it, so I doubt it got moved/blown away?

I am so baffled and upset

In case you were wondering about the physical effects of anxiety (CW Mental and Physical Health) 

It's been a little chilly lately and that's made Ranger want to sleep in the bed with me

Usually he likes to sleep on the floor by the back door or on the couch

Now I get cuddled every night πŸ₯Ί

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The witching hour is my favorite time because that's when puppies get sleepy and want snuggles

The witching hour is my favorite time because that's when puppies get sleepy and want snuggles

Food 

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Food 

I just got a scam call. As the scammer was starting their spiel, I got ready to use my Customer Service Voice and hit them with

"You've called the Canadian Anti-fraud Center!"

Half a swearword was heard before the call disconnected.

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