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devs: in this open world third person shooter, you take on the role of Brock Whiteman, a genetically engineered supersoldier as he fights back an alien menace with an arsenal of heavy weapons. Also includes multiplayer coop and a battle royale mode

gamers: okay neat

devs: in this game you are a goose. You can honk

gamers: *raucous applause, swells of cheering, joyful sobbing*

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I take a perverse delight in seeing the carefully crafted advertising blitz of gears of war instantly overshadowed by a game where you play a goose that steals carrots

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i was showin @sneakerfox piccurs and realized i may never have shared there's here

CW for skeletons and giant bugs

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CW for... giant skeleton or two and cospic space rockers and a stoned puppy 

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me when I go online to voice my opinions about cartoons

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RAID Array ( the second "Array" is for "Redundant" )

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politics and philosophy of the past several thousand years, summarized

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I've always considered Light Yagami to be a coward and a class traitor for targeting petty criminals, instead of just going down the list of billionaires one by one, which is the only sensible thing to do with a death note.

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Telegram leaks identities 

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the 'social' in 'social media' stands for 'you should be forced to listen to my opinions'

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jojo shitpost 

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consulting my shoulder angel and shoulder devil before posting my horseshit, but they're too busy making out with each other so I'm free to poison the fediverse however I wish

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if anyone’s gonna ask me what mastodon is i’m just gonna show them this picture

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Yiff.Life - It's not what you think...

Yiff.Life is oriented towards those in the furry and LGBTQA+ communities.

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