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fuck this shit please incorporate zie/zir pronouns when talking to/about me, she/her work IN ADDITION but if you exclusively use them im gonna give you the worlds biggest side eye

andrew hussie ruined my fucking life

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[at a Mastodon-themed restaurant]

me: yes, waiter, I'll have the Rice Youngquist.

*I turn to the camera* That's it. that's the whole joke.

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when i start my instance scott pilgrim avis are ban on sight

good morning everybody! i haven’t logged on for a while, i sure hope nobody regurgitated regan era anti queer shit repackaged for queer subcultures while i was gone!

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Ayy it's @girl !!

(Did you know I'm open for commission? Wow!)

Deleted the previous thread, effectively telling someone I hurt to come to me for an apology is absolutely not how things should be handled.

ok! logging off hopefully for at least a month or two. bye! if u need me, hit me up on discord moma#9093

thinking i may log off for good. instead of post i will hawk salves and ointments in the local square as mage and grifter alike peruse my bubbling tonics and pungent wares, my face hidden behind a grotesque, crowlike mask.

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also its email or something i guess

me, explaining mastodon: so you know how people post terrible garbage? its like that but you have the option not to see it, but you still choose to see it anyways because you have no self control

hey everyone! just poured myself a bowl of cereal. can't wait to take a biiig bite and see what my very good friend laurie has posted today!

hey @Gargron what if we gave LAURIE the mastodon twitter login?

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