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fuck this shit please incorporate zie/zir pronouns when talking to/about me, she/her work IN ADDITION but if you exclusively use them im gonna give you the worlds biggest side eye

@dcvoter you ever bust a nut to the bitcoin white paper?

i should trust you well ive never fucked up

three times the charm three times makes it work

you domt fucking care about me what do you fucking want from me what do you want you dint fucking know me stop fucking pretending fucking tell me the truth

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trans girl online: haha i hate cis ppl sometimes lmao
Allies™️: oh my god. me too. oh my god. i am so sorry for everything we have done on behalf of my gender. being like you is so not something bad. your choices are yours. you can be whatever you want to. did you get the surgery by the way? when i was a kid i was only friends with boys. i like you because youre reasonable. some people are so mean im just asking q

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getting kicked out of the mastodon.social meetup because i wont stop standing next to eugen while wearing a t shirt that says “IM WITH HORNY” with a big pointing hand

welcome to college football saturday

nelke :battery_glitch: boosted

If you've had the patience to read through the thread I wrote a few months ago about Eleanor Rykener, you'll be familiar with the fact that trans people existed in Medieval Europe, and that they were spoken about in terms that were quite different from the ones we use today.

For this sequel, I would like to offer a complement to Eleanor's story, by following up that account of a real trans woman with the discussion of a fictional transmac person.

i got interviewed for the local news and they put my name placard when i was speaking as “small jackass”

getting hired as the whole foods twitter manager because i wont stop tweeting about how horny i am for organic beets

trans girl online: haha i hate cis ppl sometimes lmao
Allies™️: oh my god. me too. oh my god. i am so sorry for everything we have done on behalf of my gender. being like you is so not something bad. your choices are yours. you can be whatever you want to. did you get the surgery by the way? when i was a kid i was only friends with boys. i like you because youre reasonable. some people are so mean im just asking q

nelke :battery_glitch: boosted

@toilet just chillin... might swim around and eat some bugs or something later

getting kicked out of the mastodon.social meetup because i wont stop standing next to eugen while wearing a t shirt that says “IM WITH HORNY” with a big pointing hand

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got this really cool idea for a super hero who is a normal dude but gets green and big when he's angry, but like, the coolest part is that his trousers just kinda deal with the angry morphing

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