DnD item idea: Used Bag of Holding

It's like a normal bag of holding but everytime you try to retrieve an item from it, there's a 10% chance you pull out some random item instead. The pile of Stuff That Was Already There is seemingly infinite and topically comical.

@fluxom_alt "Ah, dammit, this is the wrong big squeaky plastic hammer"

@BestGirlGrace "You pull out a ceaseless wave of antiKnives."
"it's like antimatter but only for knives."
"Oh no, Stabitha stay back!!!"

@fluxom_alt If you stab yourself with antiknives, do they heal you?

@BestGirlGrace Only if you've been knifed in the same spot, otherwise they just antiStab you

@fluxom_alt good for undoing stabitha hugs, bad for when you have a knifebird lying around

@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace which leaves you with an uncomfortable fleshy protrusion in the antistab location

@LilyVers @BestGirlGrace Gotta line the knife up right or you'll just have a stab wound and an antistab wound next to eachother

@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace and that's how pufferfish happened. You can't prove it isn't true

@LilyVers @BestGirlGrace Pufferfish puff up by drawing AntiKnife energy into themselves, and then stab themselves back down to size when they're done. Go ahead and try to prove me wrong, you won't.

@fluxom_alt magical box that always contains an item that is just barely not useful for the current situation

@fluxom_alt I feel called out with my backpack and its layer of debris...! 😂

That is basicly Drywall from Scud: The disposable Assasin by Rob Schrab

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