clop tarts: "for horses"
qwop tarts: good luck getting them open
mop tarts: with real filthy floor water
NOP tarts: they don't do anything!
@BestGirlGrace Top Tarts: These ones are shaped like t-shirts
@fluxom_alt Top Tarts: not for you, bottom
@BestGirlGrace Bot Tarts: RAM chips
Tom Tarts: Only for tomcats
but if you combine them,
@fluxom_alt Tomboy Tarts: with real rough AND tumble
@BestGirlGrace Roc Tarts: When you eat them you get a 3/3 bird.
@fluxom_alt Yeah, and you can have so much more fun with a bear. We could all go bully twinks together.
@BestGirlGrace Flaxen Intruder is my MTG sona because an ideal night starts with three bears in my presence. C:
@fluxom_alt Plus, I know you have a thing for blondes. <3
@BestGirlGrace vahsjdgajajdhdjsjhahd I didnt think about when I said it but youre RIGHT
@fluxom_alt Especially ones with nice hair, huh?
@BestGirlGrace Yes dear I have a crush on you too, and you have VERY pretty blonde hair
@fluxom_alt I know, dear. I never really appreciated my hair until you started getting all gay for it. <3
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