Behold! The Ditz Witch @[email protected]

I'm sorry I'm atrociously horny/shitposty

I'm gonna have a gender reveal party for myself where we find out that I rolled sorcerer for the twentieth time and I'll never change my ways

what if wearing CVDazzle makeup made it harder for robots to spot you? Would it be considered rude to wear it while hanging out with your robot pal?

"who would go to noodles for a surprise birthday party??"

me I would, I love noodles

if I put a party hat on Loccubus it'll look like a surprise birthday party!!!

I'm just poking around the canvas seeing if I can fit everyone tbh

hrmmm I really didnt think so many people would wanna get noodles w/ loccubus hrmmmmmmm

and thats when I had the "wait how did I get the job without a license?" moment and woke up

anyway now I'm just nervous over making time for all the art work that I need to do and still hitting the gym and making food today

but the pay was going to be WAY better than what I'm pulling doing art. So I distinctly remember laying down in bed in a ramshackle in-law apartment having a nervous breakdown 'cause I was trying to figure how I could possibly make enough time for everything I wanted to accomplish AND maintain my relationship AND not turn into some kind of worn down workaholic and then I remembered I dont even have a valid drivers license

So I just had this dream that my apartment burned down and I had to move into the in-law apartment of some old house wayyy further out in the sunset. I ended up getting a job trucking which felt oddly fun to do but then I realized how much *time* it would take to be driving all the time and what it'd do to my art career 'cause I'd have so little time to work on my comic or my story or my commissions

*I* should be asleep

why am I asking this at 1am lol everyone is asleep

loccubus* i can type

hey if we're pals and you'd wanna go on a casual lunch date w/ lo or wanna be in the background hmu and I'll think about it

having loccubus AND lo n behold on the same sketch feels a lil weird actually

do they hang out???????

huh, I don't think I've really drawn anything that would show how small Lo n Behold are compared to normal people

new ych, go on a casual lunch date with loccubus

I'm kidding, I have negative plans to ever do a ych ever again I'm still tired of the hate mail

but in all seriousness I do need to figure out which peepers I wanna put in this pic

time to party hard

Sending a gender back to the kitchen 'cause it had a fly in it.