To all the people who followed me here because I posted a WIP once or twice Show more
I'm sorry I'm atrociously horny/shitposty
dreamposting Show more
I had a dream that was going out to go get coffee and when I went to sit down @hierarchon was already at the table and called me a cop. It was at that point that I remembered I don't even drink coffee and the compiled confusion lead to me waking up then, very confused, still tired, and having a sharp craving for warm drink.
i made a shirt design for a picture, and liked it so much that i made a real shirt that you can buy! https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4227235-by
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Lore Show more
Me, shooting up out of bed at 4 am: In the sequel to Chocolate Factory they ride a glass elevator to Wily Wonka's Space Station and Willy Wonka demonstrates that they can move in zero gravity by blowing air out of their mouth to gain backwards momentum. But!!! They never gain forwards momentum from inhaling in the first place.
Also me, after collapsing back to bed for 0.4 seconds before shooting back up: why the FUCK did Wonka need a space station!?
getting furry about a d/s trashpost, absolutely not a subtoot promise Show more
So how much of a sub are you on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "i've never had a sub feeling in my life" and 10 being that you currently have a kobold fursona.
re:superstitions of a cyberpunk age Show more
"Lo with that third one are suggesting-"
That if you get dumpshocked repeatedly your soul will become detached from the mortal world and become a very literal ghost in the machine, yes.
Or you just get *really* loopy and nauseous, who knows
superstitions of a cyberpunk age Show more
A ring of salt around your net rig will keep viruses away.
Ask cybernetic hardware for permission before attaching it to prevent rejection.
After getting dumpshocked its best to take a few days off the net to let your soul settle back into your body.
If you get hacked there's a priest that can perform an exorcism on your hardware. He has full sleeve tattoos and swears a lot.
This is beautiful and you should read it.
*staggers into the room clutching a bunch of papers* okay babies let's fix the scare floor https://twitter.com/katietiedrich/status/1096944928167477248
Lo is excited about mecha movie Show more
Gundam Narrative on tuesday aaaaAShakjhdksjdfhlaskdjfhlaskdfhlkasdhfl
apex trashpost Show more
Bloodhound's ult isn't actually a special skill or anything, all enby's can just Do That.
re:warfram gripe Show more
update: of course after complaining about it the atmos systems drop immediately
I'm just relieved I can *actually* move on with vox solaris now
roboposting Show more
The constant mild discomfort of a nosebleed makes me long to be violently shed from this mortal frame
And hopefully not into a synth frame that is *also* capable of a nosebleed
robot tf Show more
"I got a really good deal on this new synthesizer-"
"oh my god you're a robot now"
"yeah, like i said, new synthesizer,"
re:warfram gripe Show more
but hey I've enough Calda Toroids to strap to the sides of my k-drive like wheels and skate away from the pain, so
warfram gripe Show more
I just need 3 atmo systems and I can run out the rest of the Vox Solaris standing grind easypeasy
I'm laden with Toroids
I've got more then enough Gravimags to go up the steps after this one
I just need one atmos drop from the mission
and with running that mission several times a day every day I have been in this position fOR TWO WEEKS
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