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I'm sorry I'm atrociously horny/shitposty

So @hierarchon was in my dream last night and it looked like this (right before calling me a cop and making me wake up)

I had a dream that was going out to go get coffee and when I went to sit down @hierarchon was already at the table and called me a cop. It was at that point that I remembered I don't even drink coffee and the compiled confusion lead to me waking up then, very confused, still tired, and having a sharp craving for warm drink.

Me, shooting up out of bed at 4 am: In the sequel to Chocolate Factory they ride a glass elevator to Wily Wonka's Space Station and Willy Wonka demonstrates that they can move in zero gravity by blowing air out of their mouth to gain backwards momentum. But!!! They never gain forwards momentum from inhaling in the first place.

Also me, after collapsing back to bed for 0.4 seconds before shooting back up: why the FUCK did Wonka need a space station!?

So how much of a sub are you on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "i've never had a sub feeling in my life" and 10 being that you currently have a kobold fursona.

"Lo with that third one are suggesting-"

That if you get dumpshocked repeatedly your soul will become detached from the mortal world and become a very literal ghost in the machine, yes.

Or you just get *really* loopy and nauseous, who knows

A ring of salt around your net rig will keep viruses away.

Ask cybernetic hardware for permission before attaching it to prevent rejection.

After getting dumpshocked its best to take a few days off the net to let your soul settle back into your body.

If you get hacked there's a priest that can perform an exorcism on your hardware. He has full sleeve tattoos and swears a lot.

Sometimes downloading and sorting reference material is a relaxing passtime

Sometimes someone looks over my shoulder and asks, "Lo, why are you looking at hundreds of ominous photos of power cables?"

Gundam Narrative on tuesday aaaaAShakjhdksjdfhlaskdjfhlaskdfhlkasdhfl

Bloodhound's ult isn't actually a special skill or anything, all enby's can just Do That.

update: of course after complaining about it the atmos systems drop immediately

I'm just relieved I can *actually* move on with vox solaris now

The constant mild discomfort of a nosebleed makes me long to be violently shed from this mortal frame

And hopefully not into a synth frame that is *also* capable of a nosebleed

but hey I've enough Calda Toroids to strap to the sides of my k-drive like wheels and skate away from the pain, so

I just need 3 atmo systems and I can run out the rest of the Vox Solaris standing grind easypeasy

I'm laden with Toroids

I've got more then enough Gravimags to go up the steps after this one

I just need one atmos drop from the mission

Just one!!!!

and with running that mission several times a day every day I have been in this position fOR TWO WEEKS