Hx. Stardust, the Ditzy Witch @[email protected]

so, for starters, this is Loccubus

The initial idea is based on a dreampost from a while back but it really resonated with me for a number of reasons that I needed to sit and reflect upon, 'cause when I drew this I basically just took a bunch of personal hangups and woes and blahdyblahblah and just threw it all onto the paper

I'm sorry I'm atrociously horny/shitposty

"Miss, you have like several hundred drones, we can just heat up a rock and put it in your office-"

"It's not the same!!!!"

I can't believe Half-Adder had a whole business meeting moved outside just 'cause it was bright out and she wanted to coil up on that warm rock.

Lizards and Snakes have the right idea in life. Sleep all day, lay on warm rocks when awake.

if you're from Georgia you're obligated to tell me so I can be emotionally prepared for your passive destruction of my ass

read me an encyclopedia entry with that soft Georgia accent and my pants will fucking evaporate

Oh I remembered a state! Georgia, because everyone I've met from Georgia has the cutest fucking accent I can't handle ti dlkhga;sklf;alskjdf;lskgh;laskdjf;lskjflsgh;alsdkjfalskjfaslkghs;lkgjasdf

I am the anti-Iris, the highest score I ever got on a geography test was a 15/100

Overwriting my inherent norcal accent with heavy valley girl accent 'cause it'll either turn people on or get them to leave me alone, and both are fine.

I had a dream that there was someone else using the name fluxom for a streaming personality and they were way more popular than me (not a hard accomplishment), to the point that I'd start getting people asking me to LP certain games in my FA notes or being like "nooo ur my twitch her why do u furry porn??" and it drowned out my actual online presence

why you ask??? because my eyes have popped out of my head after rolling them too much at "X is a normal boring (and highly relatable) boy until GIRL appear!!!!"

the search function I want most on manga sites is female protagonist

girls