💤🌵boringcactus @[email protected]

this image is peak comedy, to me

All robots wanna do is eat metal, beep, smooch computer, boop, be gay, eat hot microchip and lie

So yeah, maybe we're on a ship in transit over some terrifically long distance and you're really bored, so you offer to let me play with you for a week to pass the time. Except, "playing with you" is giving me temporary write access to your core and permitting anything non-damaging or permanent to your frame. How else are you supposed to pass the weeks on a trans-planetary flight?

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you know i had to cow it tool em

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coob.

robot girl making a script so that she can think about something else while doing a menial task

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can i have some money so i can at least try to buy a laptop that has more than 4gb of ram and can have more than one thing open at once, because this is really impeding my "get a job in tech(?)" efforts

do yourself the kindness of looking at something and saying "i'm not gonna interact with this"

the official tiktok influencer guide is probably the worst thing i've seen in ages

“ I know you wanted a brisket breakfast burrito but the register only had a chorizo button so I hit that then put in brisket but instead they made you a brisket AND chorizo breakfast burrito is that ok?”

This is the first time I have ugly cried with joy at a taqueria.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME BOOSTS actually I don’t care

got some cute art from https://twitter.com/zurkaexx

Any any cyberpunk setting that doesn't have at least one tech support furry and a trans communist who speaks mostly in memes is bullshit.