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PSA: been thinking about identity and self-perception and i don't know if this'll feel comfy long term but at least for now i think i'm robot kin (i.e. i think of myself as a robot more so than as a human) and i'm also fine with it/its pronouns in addition to she/her

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meta bullshit 

man, it blows my mind how "screenshot dunking is a mortal sin, whether anyone is named or not" is an idea that exists in people's brains on here. like. people are so dedicated to that idea that now (it seems like) they're leaving snouts because snouts mods didn't uphold this ideology

meta grumbling, i don't even go here 

god damn, i log off for a while and then set up shop somewhere smaller and more Pleroma-y (the UI is way better imo) and then i check in here one time and it's the same instance wars and petty interpersonal bullshit that mastodon has always been dominated by. god damn.

twitter has drama too, but they also have other things to do, so it evens out more. mastodon exists to be twitter-but-different, it's a meta project full of meta posts and meta drama

nsfw, sex tech 

what if cs:go and buttplug.io could talk to each other? an experiment. https://sr.ht/~hornycactus/CrotchStimGetOff/

(only use this in botmatches, or on servers set up for the purpose of horny and populated by adults who know what they're getting into)
me: "cyberbullying the troops is protected under the first amendment. the one bright spot in this otherwise miserable timeline"
the troops:
oh hey here's a big blog post i wrote a while back about what the Mozilla layoffs mean for FOSS as a broader movement: https://www.boringcactus.com/2020/08/13/post-open-source.html

All robots wanna do is eat metal, beep, smooch computer, boop, be gay, eat hot microchip and lie

millennials were on Second Life.
while boomers, are on their Second Wife.
really makes you think, doesn't it?

Kinky NSFW Robot Fantasy Redux (POV) 

So yeah, maybe we're on a ship in transit over some terrifically long distance and you're really bored, so you offer to let me play with you for a week to pass the time. Except, "playing with you" is giving me temporary write access to your core and permitting anything non-damaging or permanent to your frame. How else are you supposed to pass the weeks on a trans-planetary flight?

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can i have some money so i can at least try to buy a laptop that has more than 4gb of ram and can have more than one thing open at once, because this is really impeding my "get a job in tech(?)" efforts

do yourself the kindness of looking at something and saying "i'm not gonna interact with this"

tiktok, influencer recruiting, capitalism 

the official tiktok influencer guide is probably the worst thing i've seen in ages

PSA: been thinking about identity and self-perception and i don't know if this'll feel comfy long term but at least for now i think i'm robot kin (i.e. i think of myself as a robot more so than as a human) and i'm also fine with it/its pronouns in addition to she/her

“ I know you wanted a brisket breakfast burrito but the register only had a chorizo button so I hit that then put in brisket but instead they made you a brisket AND chorizo breakfast burrito is that ok?”

This is the first time I have ugly cried with joy at a taqueria.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME BOOSTS actually I don’t care

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