💤🌵boringcactus @[email protected]

what if cs:go and buttplug.io could talk to each other? an experiment. https://sr.ht/~hornycactus/CrotchStimGetOff/

(only use this in botmatches, or on servers set up for the purpose of horny and populated by adults who know what they're getting into)

me: "cyberbullying the troops is protected under the first amendment. the one bright spot in this otherwise miserable timeline"
the troops:

oh hey here's a big blog post i wrote a while back about what the Mozilla layoffs mean for FOSS as a broader movement: https://www.boringcactus.com/2020/08/13/post-open-source.html

i made some cute expression doodles for my boyfriend

this image is peak comedy, to me

All robots wanna do is eat metal, beep, smooch computer, boop, be gay, eat hot microchip and lie

So yeah, maybe we're on a ship in transit over some terrifically long distance and you're really bored, so you offer to let me play with you for a week to pass the time. Except, "playing with you" is giving me temporary write access to your core and permitting anything non-damaging or permanent to your frame. How else are you supposed to pass the weeks on a trans-planetary flight?

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you know i had to cow it tool em

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coob.

robot girl making a script so that she can think about something else while doing a menial task

https://paypal.me/syntheticgarden

can i have some money so i can at least try to buy a laptop that has more than 4gb of ram and can have more than one thing open at once, because this is really impeding my "get a job in tech(?)" efforts

do yourself the kindness of looking at something and saying "i'm not gonna interact with this"

the official tiktok influencer guide is probably the worst thing i've seen in ages