Starting a brand of computers called "Typey boy"
Slogan:
* The computer with less computer in it!
* No more surprises, unless you go on like FB or something, then that one's on you
* Tack-a-tack-a-tack-a (that's the sound you make while typing on a Typey boy)
*Slaps e-ink screen*
"This Typey Boy can fit so many pixels in it!"
(Not that many pixels, like 800x600, tops)
@bgcarlisle I feel like computers have gotten less efficient throughout my lifetime
we live in a post-scarcity computer society but our capitalist overlords waste so many resources in order to pretend we don't
@ari I can cold boot a linux machine in the same amount of time it takes windows to go from warm reboot idle state to warm reboot "actually able to be used after logging in" state