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Sky, starting BOTW for the first time:
"Why is this boy naked"

"Why is this game series called legend of zelda if i don't play as the girl, let me play as the g i r l"

"Damn they have RFID in this universe?"

"What kind of game lets you kill yourself in the first two seconds?"

@Tam
"Why is this boy naked"
Why are/aren't YOU naked? Let him be naked if he wants. Also he's not *technically* naked.

"Why is this game series called legend of zelda if i don't play as the girl, let me play  as the g i r l"
Because you instead get to play as Zelda's [insert subservient job here]. You think a princess would really lift a finger to help?

"Damn they have RFID in this universe?"
Yes.

"What kind of game lets you kill yourself in the first two seconds?"
Did you somehow manage to die in the opening chamber? There is literally NOTHING THERE. Just the recovery tank and the tablet. How!? 🤔

@Tam
Oh dear, I amused myself far too much writing that 🤣

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