Lampooning the idea that Ope could ever be horny.Because he isn't.
Lewd Show more
Sometimes you have to Take Matters Into Your Own Hand
that's just the way it is in this crazey world
Just want someone to rub my belly and jerk me off before bed tbh
every damb day
everyone on mastodon is mad cute ngl
gonna smooch the whole tl tbh
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alc/drug mention Show more
im extremely too high to post or respond to your posts probably because ive got this reeses cup shake giving me life right now.
but y'all are great and the TL is in good hands tonight
Alc/Drug mention Show more
y'all i am high as FUCK 💦
Lewd joke reference Show more
I was going to write a lewd shitpost to hlink and my browser crashed.I'll take that as a no, then.
Horny? Show more
Definitely was in overdrive, or maybe still am and this is just a dip, but I'm very tired and didn't think of getting off before getting in bed, but like... My balls ache.Ugh
Hypno; not horny (but ghhhh) Show more
Hypnosis is a big yes! I'm so excited to explore it more.
Subtoot Show more
Hyperlink made me horny for shitposts and I will never forgive
Explicit Cognitohazard to the tune of the TMNT theme Show more
'kita Dogdick Precum Sippies
Horny Show more
Tbh waking up at half mast is better than full on morning wood.
I think I just like the feeling of a fat cock idk 🤷
Weed mention; alc; horny Show more
Hopefully I do wake up at home tomorrow
I've been teasing myself literally all day. It's 11pm.It's the perfect time for edibles, a monster, and rum.
John Mullaney Voice: I'VE NEVER CLIMBED A FENCE *THAT HIGH BEFORE*
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