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hey y'all gonna start using the yiddish neopronouns עז/זים/זיר as my preferred ones! if you can't read that then any other pronoun works too lol

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my gender is: boys are cute and im wamt to hold their hands,

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I think all I need to say as an intro post is that the "feygele" in my bio is a Yiddish word both for "very soft effeminate gay man" and also "a very small bird" which yeah that me

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im not a furry!!! im, kobold.... yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

Love how during covid I've gone from "cyberpunk genderfluid fag" to "cottagecore shtelcore lesbian" what a drastic change

today in niche Jewish heist films: someone who is *almost* at the end of a long conversion process and who has been calling themself Jewish for a while uses the loophole that goyim don't contract ritual impurity so that said convert can move a corpse the *day* before their conversion mikveh, which is on the eve of Pesaḥ, letting them eat the Pesaḥ lamb that night so it seems to all the world like they couldn't *possibly* have interacted with a corpse in the past entire week #DafYomi #Pəsaḥim92 #NicheJewishMovieHeists

I haven't felt very kobold for awhile now :pensivecowboy:

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feeling extremely autistic today and im enjoying the experience of not checking it in the slightest

goyim assume yiddish is a dialect of german and non yiddishist jews assume any Jew who learns yiddish of course is only doing it after studying the more important Hebrew

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me: im learning yiddish!
goy: oh so basically german?
jews: oh so you already speak Hebrew?

glad I grew out of my cis phase tbh

the one christian person in my life gushing about wwII germany Cool Facts while in a room full of jews who were just dissociating looking at their phone

mastodon is on a slow burn road to becoming just a very large pack of kobolds and i am here for it

ever learn a new thing that instantly turns on the monkey part of the brain that's like "I have found a new patch of berry bushes I must alert the tribe"

im gonna start using "whatve you been learning/passionate about lately" to my list of small talk subjects because fuck it if this is all fake then I can make it what I want it to be and I want to hear people's special interests

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in nepal their small talk is typically to just say every bad thing that's happened to you, to show how resilient you are, that would be horrifying to hear from a best friend much less a stranger in anglo-saxon american culture lol. these rules are all fake

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