thinking about the "Good thing I've watched Die Hard like 50 times, otherwise I wouldn't know anything about guns." line in Freeman's Mind
it's just the perfect form of armchair firearms expert shade
I like Ross Scott's take that the only reason Gordon doesn't get killed is because he's wearing a suit that can stop rounds from a sniper rifle and he's been day dreaming about robbing the black Mesa and shooting his co-workers since he started working there
@Nerts iirc his Gordon also has like $50k buried in the desert
@Nerts I've not watched Freeman's Mind, but thanks for incidentally reminding me of Concerned http://www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2005-05-01
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