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A couple things I saw and thought "Mastodon will love this":

- Alias, a 3D-printed "parasite" that sits on top of your Amazon Echo or Google Home, feeding white noise into its mic until you say the wake word: http://bjoernkarmann.dk/project_alias

- The adminbook, a wonderfully ugly design for the ideal sysadmin notebook: https://m.habr.com/en/post/437912/

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I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this

8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

Okay last one before i go to bed. art is fun!! I need to work on my figure drawing, lol

#mastoart

THESE ARE SO FUN TO DO

#mastoart

I tried my paw at making some space backgrounds tonight and they came out REALLY WELL! They’re hand painted by me in procreate!

#mastoart

fucked up how gender critical doesnt mean rolling a 20 on gender

will you accept this strange kobold's offer

praxis is planting endangered flowers on rich people's lawns that are illegal to remove

"planned obsolescence" is one of the most infuriating capitalistic concepts that exist. There's something deeply offensive in the entire idea of "we're intentionally building this to break within a set period of time so you have to buy more from us"

Look, here's a crow using a tool to get a tool to get a tool to use a tool to get a treat
https://youtu.be/ZE4BT8QSgZk

If I were a mortician, I would frequently post “cracking open a cold one!” on social media, just to leave my followers guessing

Committing crimes against nature and science and flexing at people screaming YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH THE BALANCE OF NATURE with my hot new robot body and it's sick as fuck cybermuscles

i'm opening this can

let the worms be free

#mastoart #creativetoots #comics

Gonna make a Star Wars character called Des Titty and insert them into the backround of every movie to confuse the fuck out of turbonerds and it'll just turn out they're a janitor

The Chunge