In an exciting announcement, Soul Source has announced their new partnership with Tim Horton's to deliver a line of dilator-inspired donuts. These donuts--which are Long John style, natch--come in four different colours in varying widths, and have, get this, five dots of cream along the top to help you measure depth
Soul Source Chief Marketing Executive Puppy Bluebottom says "Soul Source has spent many years helping people keep some of the most intimate parts of their bodies stretched and ready for life. Now with this new, exciting partnership with Tim Horton's, we can help keep their stomachs stretched and happy as well."
GRS shitpost, alc
@AzureHusky I am imagining a parody of the old Miller Lite commercial: Tastes Great! More Filling! Tastes Great! More Filling!
@AzureHusky I read this whole thing in Justin’s voice and it was glorious
Oh my god
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